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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 05:22
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Instead of worrying about your weight, focus on avoiding fragility - CNN
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
A Manson Family member was recommended for parole again. But she's not free just yet - NPR
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Country music singer opens up about HIV status, sexuality with release of new song - MassLive
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
'Brady Bunch' Star Mourns Terrible Loss: 'My Heart is Broken' - Yahoo
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
They put up a sign reading